Presidential Politics Edition

 
  Barack Obama
The Illinois Senator survived the Reverend Wright controversy by delivering one of the greatest civil rights speeches in the history of the Republic.  His delegate lead looks insurmountable.  He leads Hillary Clinton by more than 700,000 popular votes.  Her campaign is cash strapped; he has millions in reserve.  Next time Hillary attacks Barack, she should bring kryptonite.
 
  Hillary Clinton
The former First Lady continues to throw the kitchen sink at Obama.  Despite a victory looming in the Pennsylvania Primary and a surge of support from uneducated white males and laborers, Hillary will not capture the delegate or popular vote lead in the remaining ten contests.  Her Waterloo moment came last week when Florida and Michigan lawmakers closed the casket on her efforts to force new elections in both states.  Florida and Michigan violated DNC rules by changing the date of their respective primaries and lost their right to seat delegates at the 2008 Democratic Convention in Denver.  The New York Senator caused herself unnecessary embarrassment by claiming she dodged sniper fire during a 1996 visit to Bosnia.  CBS video footage confirmed Clinton was stretching the truth in an effort to appear heroic.  Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.
 
 

Bill Clinton
After antagonizing Obama last January with race-baiting rhetoric,  the former leader of the free world was broadly condemned in the media.  Resurrecting his role as henchman-in-chief, Bill suggested on March 21 that Obama was unpatriotic and continues to launch incendiary attacks. Recent polls revealed his disapproval rating hovers above 50%, a dramatic drop in popularity that may taint his legacy.

 
  Bill Richardson
Braved ridicule and public accusations of disloyalty from the Clinton camp after endorsing Obama for President in Portland last Friday.  If Obama becomes Commander-in-Chief, Richardson might score a high-profile cabinet post.  If Obama falls short of the glory, Hell hath no fury like a Clinton scorned.
 
  Al Gore
The Oscar and Emmy winning Nobel Laureate  is increasingly mentioned as a compromise candidate in the event of an Obama collapse.  The upcoming IPO for his media company is expected to earn the former Vice-President at least $50 million dollars.  He continues to wield international clout as he leads the charge against Global Warming  If Obama or Clinton fail in 2008, he remains a leading candidate for the 2012 nomination.
 
  John McCain
An embarrassing series of gaffes during his recent trip to Iraq exposed McCain to ridicule but no one really noticed.  Voters are focused on the mud fight in the Democratic Primary.  The Arizona Senator is surging in recent polls.
 
  George W Bush
Considered one of the worst presidents in history, both Republicans and Democrats are counting the days until he is out of office.  Violence in Iraq is escalating again and the economy is in peril.  The national debt is nearly 9.4 trillion dollars.  Time for a permanent vacation.
 
 

Prepared by
Christopher Vetter

 

 
Inside Portland

The Portal of Portland | Founded February 2003

The Oregon Presidential Primary normally arrives too late in the political season to make a difference in selecting the Democratic nominee.  Not this year.


Story by Sam Heiney | Page 2

uttons, bumper stickers, and signs were visible everywhere. Complete strangers chatted with each other and embraced spontaneously.  A man wearing a brown suit told everyone within ear shot about his donkey shaped cuff links, which he claimed were a souvenir from the 1954 Democratic National Convention.  There was no convention that year.  Middle-aged women danced in the aisles. Small children jumped and shouted.  All this before anyone took the stage.

The crowd unified in chorus. A single refrain was raised, "Obama! Obama! Obama!" The cheers immediately stopped as the Illinois Senator's deep baritone filled the arena. Booming down from the Jumbotron was a music video written and produced by celebrated hip hop artist will.i.am Yes We Can, was written as a tribute to the likely Democratic Presidential nominee. All eyes were locked on the giant screens above.

Candidates don’t have music videos.  Rock stars do.

The opening act was Congressman Earl Blumenauer.  His introduction was respectable, but forgettable. No one was there to see him and he knew it. Using Blumenauer to warm up the crowd was an odd choice.  Perhaps, it's a commentary on the lack of star power in Oregon politics.  The phenomenon of celebrity political candidates clearly hasn't reached Oregon. Still, wearing his signature bow tie and bicycle button, the author of the National Bike Bill received a warm welcome from an unusually large contingent of men and women in padded bike shorts.

Once the Congressman left the stage, the audience took a collective deep breath.  The proverbial calm before the storm settled over the crowd.  The main event had arrived.  Obama worked his way to the stage alongside New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson.  This was not your ordinary introduction.  Portland witnessed the only Latino Governor in the United States — previously a Presidential candidate and a cabinet member in the Clinton Administration — publicly endorse Obama.  The crowd went wild.

Obama took the energy in the arena and fed it, sustained it.  He built it to a crescendo of energy and enthusiasm.  His final statements were more sermon than stump speech.

Governor Richardson is an appealing speaker.  He has a light and conversational tone with a touch of self-deprecating humor.  He connected with the crowd, sharing a story about the recent Democratic debates.  “You all watched those long tedious Democratic debates, right?  I could barely get recognized in any of them.  The one time when I was recognized, I was sitting next to Senator Obama and I said ‘Finally I've been recognized!’  I turned to him and we started chatting a little bit. Then all of a sudden the moderator, instead of going after other candidates who hadn't been recognized, came back and asked me to answer the question.  Well, needless to say I wasn't listening.  I turned to Senator Obama in horror, about to ask ‘Could you repeat the question?’ and Senator Obama whispered ‘Katrina, Katrina’ so I gave my answer on Katrina.  He could have thrown me under the bus but he stood behind me.”

The story, though written in advance, seemed genuine and heartfelt. At one point, as the crowd began chanting “Yes we can! Yes we can!” Richardson deftly changed the chant to,”Si se puede! Si se puede!” and focused everyone on Obama’s goals for immigration reform.  Despite his bilingual charm, when Obama took the microphone it was clear why Richardson is no longer a candidate in the presidential race; Obama outshined and outperformed him in every way.

A live performance by Barack Obama is an experience to remember.  He came on softly at first, with thanks and humility, encouraging the crowd to relax and sit down.  As the speech continued, his volume increased, his pace quickened and his gestures become more dynamic. His timing was excellent.  He knew when to stop and accept applause and when to continue and build it.  Obama took the energy in the arena and fed it, sustained it.  He built it to a crescendo of energy and enthusiasm.  His final statements were more sermon than stump speech.  With a raised voice he told the rapt crowd, “If we don’t have the discipline, if we don’t have the courage, if we don’t have the heart to say ‘Not this time, we won’t be distracted this time, we won’t be waylaid this time, we won’t give up this time, we won’t be divided this time, we won’t let the politics of division overcome the politics of unity this time.’   If we don’t do that, we won’t change.  But if we do stand together, if we lock arm in arm, if we seize this moment and say we are all Americans and we all believe in a better future and we are all willing to fight for it, if we say that, than I promise you we will not just win Oregon.  We will not just win the nomination.  We will not just win the general election, but you and I together, we will change this country and we will change the world!

The crowd was on its feet, hands red from clapping.  Hundreds cried as Obama left the stage.  Stevie Wonder rang through the speakers singing “Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m yours!”

Elvis had left the building.

 


Published March 25, 2008

 







Photos by Christopher Vetter

Enthusiastic Democrats displayed handmade signs at the Obama rally in Portland. The Oregon AFSCME Chapter broke ranks with their national union leadership, endorsing Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton.  Nearly 50 AFSCME members attended the rally clad in green t-shirts.   Obama remained at Memorial Coliseum after the rally with New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson to participate in national media interviews via satellite.
 

 
 

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